Okay compared to my friends I am EXTREMELY tall. I am 5'6.5" So these are some things that I hear... And some other tall people of course...
"Can you reach that for me?"
"How TALL are you?"
"I wish I was that tall"
"Could you stand still?' 'Why?' 'To use you for shade.'"
Hey, it kinda sucks to be tall too. DON'T be wrong, I love being taller, but...
1) Every hug is VERY awkward
2) Low ceilings
3) Beds are too small
4) Everyone hates me at shows
5) Don't fit in tiny foreign cars
6) Everyone expects that you are good at sports
7) Long legs means naturally outpacing anyone you walk with
8) Pants. Oh my God, pants.
9) Can't relax in a bathtub
10) Standing in the back for group pictures
11.10) Or you have to crouch to get in the frame
12) Can't swing on swings
13) Kind of creepy to meet someone taller
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