Teacher: Where is your book?
Me: At home.
Teacher: What is it doing there?
Me: Having more fun than me.
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
AléatoireThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
Where is your Book?
Teacher: Where is your book?
Me: At home.
Teacher: What is it doing there?
Me: Having more fun than me.
