Throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up...
Throwing handles at people who need to get a grip...
Throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill...
Throwing scissors at people who need to "cut it out"...
Throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times...
Throwing matches at people who need to get fired up...
Throwing a brick at someone to kill them...
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
