Wouldn't it be awesome for Caleb, Tris, Hazel, and Augustus to meet?
Tris: *is with Caleb* Who are you two?
Caleb: Yeah, you look like us.
Hazel: Is that what I look like with long hair and without my d**ned nose nubbins?
Augustus: I guess we should say, who are you two?
Tris: I'm Tris and this is my brother Caleb.
Caleb: How do you guys know each other?
Augustus: Miss Hazel Grace is my girlfriend.
Caleb: ...
Tris: ...
Tris & Caleb: EWWWWWW
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