Mom: You're so beautiful, sweetie!
Dad: If any boy asks you out, I'm coming for him.
Grandparents: You're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you!
Friends of Parents: You're going to break a lot of hearts.
Friends: You're pretty, now shut up.
Boys: Why is that potato looking at me.
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
De TodoThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
