Friend 1: I'm really good at dancing!
Friend 2: I'm extremely well at piano!
Friend 3: I can sing high!
Friend 4: I help people!
Me: ...
Friends: What do you do?
Me: ...
Me: Breath under water
Friends: Really?! Cool! Can we see?
Me: *grabs water bottle, holds over head*
Friends: Touche...
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RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
