*hears noises at night*: Well this is the end of me, I've lived a good life.
*gets shampoo in eyes*: Well I guess i'm blind now, how will I ever see my first born child
*heart beating fast*: I think i'm having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go they're going to arrest me I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off this paper, or else they will think you're cheating and you will get kicked out and be nothing
*gets a sunburn*: Great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*trips on something*: I guess my leg has to be amputated oh why did this happen to me
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
AcakThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
