YOUR WELCOME .3.
1) Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right.
2) Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
3) Can I tie your shoes? Because I can't have you falling for anyone else.
4) Are you an alien? Because you abducted my heart.
5) You're like a Sharpie, Ultra fine.
6) Do you have raisins? No? How 'bout a date?
7) Good thing I brought my library card because I'm checking you out. ;)
8) Are you from Jamaica? Because you Jamaican me crazy.
9) Are you from Africa? Because African love you.
10) Do you like water? If you do then you like 80% of me.
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