1) Come five minutes before closing time
2) Leave bad tip
3) Leave a huge mess for them to clean
4) Seat yourself
5) Scream "waitress!" or "waiter" constantly
6) Discussing personal business (How 'bout your uncles toe fungus cancer?)
7) Say you are friends with the owner
8) Order off the menu
9) Burp after everybite
10) If there is a special (like free soda) ... Order 100 drinks and see if you have to pay for them
11) Pay for your meal in pennies
12) Cheer every time someone walks into the restaurant
13) Order fries with your fries
14) Split the bill in like 30 different ways
15) Linger during the dinner rush
16) Slip the waiter/waitress your number
17) Blame the server for everything
18) Order while on the phone
19) Say, "You don't close for two minutes. Right?"
20) Ask if they can charge your phone
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