You are now breathing manually
You are now aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it
You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ears
You are now aware that your nose is constantly in your vision
You are now aware of the fact that your tongue can never fit comfortably in your mouth
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
AléatoireThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
