ONLY BAND GEEKS WILL KNOW
1) Hey baby are you a C Major Scale? 'Cuz you look all natural to me.
2) Hey baby my name is Legato. Why? Because I'm smooth.
3) I like a man in uniform... A band uniform...
4) If you were a reed, i'd be a Saxophone - I can't function without you latched on to me.
5) Your calves must ache, because you have been back-stepping my mind all day.
6) I like you more than Trumpet players like them themselves.
7) Are you a prop? 'Cuz i'd die if I lost you.
8) According to your drill chart, your dot says to be at my place.
9) Do you need me to unzip you?
10) I'm a fermata. Hold me.
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