Random Humor in my Weird Life
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    These are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...

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    THANKS, Santa.

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    Me: I want a unicorn!
    
                          
    Santa: Be realistic.
    
                          
    Me: Okay, I want a boyfriend.
    
                          
    Santa: What colour unicorn would it be?
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