I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK. I WAS LOOKING FOR A BOOK TO READ ON THE "HUMOR" SECTION. I SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW THIS BOOK UNDER "HOT" I ALMOST DAYUM NEAR CRIED MAN. THIS SH!T IS BEAUTIFUL LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZENS SO MUCH

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Random Humor in my Weird Life
RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...