WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING
YOU'RE ACTUALLY BITING UP
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW
YOU ARE READING
Random Humor in my Weird Life
RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
