I am bored so I am making a list of bad pickup lines.
1) My favorite letters in the alphabet are U R A Q T
2) Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you... *wink* ;)
3) If you were an angle, you'd be acute one.
4) If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.
5) Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious.
6) On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9, cause I'm the 1 you need.
7) If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.
8) I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
9) Are you wifi? Cause I feel a connection.
10) Are you Google? Cause you're everything I'm searching for.
11) If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
12) Are you Ariel? Cause we mermaid for each other.
13) Do you work at a cafe? Because I like you a latte.
14) Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
15) You must be a keyboard because you're just my type.
16) Are you a beaver? Cause dammmmmmmmmm baby.
17) I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
18) Are you a magician? Because abraca dayum.
19) My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
20) I bet you're a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch.
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