4YearOld: YOU ARE SO MEAN TO ME *pout pout hiss pout*
6YearOld: NO! YOU ARE JUST A POUTY POOPY BUTT!
4YearOld: NO! YOU ARE THE POUTY POOPY BUTT! AND A BIG BABY!
6YearOld: YIDDLES!
4YearOld: BUTTY BUBBLES!
6YearOld: STAHP! I WILL TELL MOM!
4YearOld: NOOO!!! MOM SHE IS BEING A POOPY BUTT TO ME!!!
6YearOld: NOOO I'M NOT! SHE IS LYING!
4YearOld: NO I'M NOT!!!!
Both: MOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
(Literally a conversation I am typing while I hear it)

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