Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How do you handcuff an one-armed man?
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, would it still be called a dog-pile?
Do they have the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?
Why do they call the little candy bars 'fun size' when it is more fun to eat a big one?
Is it legal to drive down the road in reverse, but still follow the line of the traffic?
Why doesn't the fattest person in the world just become a goalie?
When Atheists go to court do they have to swear on the bible?
What do you do when an endangered animal is eating an endangered plant?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
Do dentists go to dentists, or do they just do it themselves?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
If parents say 'never take candy from strangers' then why do we celebrate Halloween?
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