Me: Mom where are you???
Mom: Leaving Walmart. Halfway home, why?
Me: You brought me with you to Walmart... -.-
Mom: DARN. Be there in a bit...
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RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...