20 years from now...
Daughter: Mom, I found this book-
Me: Omg, i'm so sorry
Daughter: What-
Me: I'll call the teachers
Daughter: Why are you-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping.
Daughter: Why will-
Me: It's all downhill from here
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Do you want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a bl-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
De TodoThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
