One thing I want to do is:
Teacher: *hands out homework*
Me: ...
Teacher: *hands it to me*
Me: *Throws homework in the air*
Me: IT'S THE MATRIX! THERE IS NO HOMEWORK!
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
