Just imagine instead of Comic Con or VidCon there was a Dad Con. A place where Dads can make all the stupid jokes and talk about their dumb sports. You walk in there and you're like:
"Hey, Dad, let's go. I'm hungry."
And at that moment all the dads' heads move in unison to look at you and say at the same time,
"HI HUNGRY, I'M DAD."

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