I, (name), pledge myself to fictional books.
To turn my back on the company of people,
Accept eternal nerd-hood,
Defend my forever fandoms,
Backstab everybody's other fandoms,
And join the fandoms.
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Random Humor in my Weird Life
RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
