Tobias: When I walk down the street, this is what I see. Beatrice Prior is staring at me. I'm throwing knives at her ear and i'm not afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, I'm Tobias and I know it!
Peeta: Hey that's my song!
Tobias: Actually that's LMFAO's song. But what you gonna do about it? *Pulls out knife*
Tris: Aren't you from the Hunger Games?
Peeta: Yup, Panem.
Tobias: Answer me you pansy!
Peeta: I can bake cake.
Tobias: ...
Tris: ...
Tobias: Can you bake Dauntless Cake?
Peeta: Uh, sure...
Tobias:
Tris: Oh, no.
Tobias: BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!
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