Me: *trips and falls*
Everyone: *Stares*
Me: .... GRAVITY CHECK
Me: IT'S OKAY IT STILL WORKS

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Random Humor in my Weird Life
RandomThese are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Rig...
Gravity
Me: *trips and falls*
Everyone: *Stares*
Me: .... GRAVITY CHECK
Me: IT'S OKAY IT STILL WORKS