This is an entirely true conversation that I am listening too. The little brother is playing Scooby Doo on the wii and the little girl is watching. Enjoy their messed up conversations.
Bro(9): Goodbye!
Bro(9): Yikes.
Little Girl(6): AHAHAH.
Bro(9): come on daphne dying is nice
Little Girl(6): WA BAM and you fall, it's funny
Bro(9): It's funny i pushed her off the edge, i don't like her anymore
Little Girl(6): *Laughter*
Bro(9): Die in a hole
Little Girl(6): Let her get hit by the fishermen so she will say 'not to the face'
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Little Girl(6): It sounds like that guy is eating it..
Little Girl(6): ohhhhhh
Bro(9): RAZOR CRAB
Little Girl(6): What does he do
Bro(9): He shoots crabs—— you need a man to do a mans job
Bro(9): HEY MY KILL — NO
Bro(9): I can hit her in the face
Little Girl(6): She just said 'watch what you're doing!"
Little Girl(6): Hit her again!
Little Girl(6): uhuhauahua you hit her lot's of times
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Bro:(9): Daphne you are about to make the ultimate sacrifice
Little Girl(6): Ah you both fell in!
Bro(9): That was the point of the ultimate' sacrifice
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Bro(9): No no i don't want you.
Bro(9): Fine you can catch me... NOT
Bro(9): Hurry up hurry up
Daphne: SLAM DUNK
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Little Girl(6): You just killed Daphne!
Bro(9): I don't care! I'm a traitor!
Bro(9): OH MY GOSH DAPHNE YOU WENT UP THERE FOR NO REASON I HATE YOU.
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Bro(9): Move it Daphne you're not my type!
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Little Girl(6): Next time she say's not to the face, punch her in the face.
At this moment my little brother turns up the volume for the TV'S surround sound the whole house was shaking... Until I yelled at him .3.
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