Tween Idle

September 16, 1998

Dear diary,

Matthew and Sugar didnt go on the field trip. This morning when I got on the bus for the field trip I heard a couple boys yell "yeasty!" I finaly found May and sat down next to her. A boy passed by and saw us. "How's it going, yeasty?" he said. "How's it going, dick cheese?" said May. He went silent and then walked away. "SO YOU ADMIT IT?" she yelled. Boys are SO immature, except for you know who obviously. May turned to me. "If it makes you feel better, I wouldve done the same thing" she said. That made me feel a little better but not much. Then I overheard Bianca and Sasha talking a few seats in front of us. "I still cant believe we're going to my cousin's farm" said Bianca. "Mimi, right?" said Sasha. "Yeah, out of ANY dam farm in Shellfish Beach they chose hers" said Bianca. "Never knew you had rednecks in your family" said Sasha. They both laughed. I hoped Mimi wouldnt be anything like Bianca.

And guess what? She wasnt! She was actualy realy nice, and she was hot too (but not in a gay way) When we got to the Carey family farm, they had us sit down in the grass and the family talked about their farm or whatever. Mimi was an only child who lived with her parents. Must be nice to have both parents still around. When Mimi was talking, I looked over and saw Bianca flipping her off. She kept yelling "YEE YEE" and laughing with Sasha. After their presentation was over, the family passed out cobs of corn for us to try. "Our fresh family corn is made with love" said the mom. While May and I were eating our corn, I saw Bianca take a bite of hers and spit it out at Mimi. She noticed this and turned around. "I dont eat redneck food" said Bianca. "Like your cooking is any better, you almost burned down the dam kitchen at the family reunion" said Mimi. "At least Im not a f*cking redneck" said Bianca. She and Sasha laughed as Bianca walked away looking annoyed.

Later Mimi asked if anyone had to go to the bathroom. May and I did so she took us to a FREAKING OUTHOUSE. I thought we were gonna use the bathroom inside, not an outhouse! EW! But I didnt say anything. When May went in the outhouse, I turned to Mimi and said "Sorry your cousin's such a biatch" "Bianca?" Mimi asked. "Yeah, she bullies me like everyday" I said. "I am so sorry about her love, she's been going through some stuff, I can talk to her about it if you want" said Mimi. "No dont do that cuse then Bianca will get mad at us" I said. "Thats fair, me and her never realy got along" said Mimi. I feel bad for Mimi, she's so nice and she has to deal with THAT. "She's in 8th grade right?" I asked. "Yep" said Mimi. "Im in 7th, what grade are you in?" I asked. "Im a junior" said Mimi. I think thats the age people start having sex. "Wow youre like so old!" I said. Mimi laughed. "Thats cuse youre in 7th grade, just wait til college and you'll think juniors are babies" she said.

When May came out of the outhouse, she walked up to me and said "Good luck" As soon as I got in that outhouse and closed the door, I smelled the worst poop smell I'd ever smelled in my life. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW" I yelled loud enough for May and Mimi to hear. But I had to pee realy badly so I just dealed with it. But when I looked in the toilet, THERE WAS A HOLE WITH POOP SITTING AT THE BOTTOM OF IT. I screamed realy loudly. It sounded like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" When I was done and came out of the outhouse, I asked Mimi where the sink was. "You can use hand sanitizer" she said as she pulled a bottle of hand sanitizer out of her pocket. WHO THE HELL USES HAND SANITIZER INSTEAD OF WASHING THEIR HANDS. THATS DISGUSTING.

As we were walking back to the bus, I didnt realize my backpack was open. And guess what happened? MY FREAKING MATTHEW DOLL FELL OUT.  And guess who was behind me? SASHA AND BIANCA. Sasha picked up the doll. "The f*ck is this?" she said. "Why are its nipples so huge?" said Bianca. I turned around. "HEY GIVE THAT BACK ITS- ITS" I stuttered. "Yours?" said Sasha. "WELL, NO ITS-" I said. "Its mine" said May, who was next to me. She always takes the blame for me. "YEAH ITS MAY'S I WAS JUST HOLDING FOR HER, GIVE IT BACK" I said. "Go get it" said Sasha as threw it. She and Bianca laughed. AND GUESS WHERE IT LANDED? IN THE FREAKING HORSE MANUER. "Tell the bus driver to wait for me" May told me as she ran to go get the doll. I stood there in shock. "Move, fattie" said Sasha as she pushed me aside so she and Bianca could get on the bus. "IM NOT FAT YOU ARE" I yelled back at her. Or what if she's right, what if I am fat? But Im not, right? I sat on the bus waiting for May to get back. I was worried that the bus would leave without her. But it didnt. May came running on the bus with the doll and sat down next to me. "Mimi cleaned it off but it still kinda smells" she said. She was right. It did smell. I put it in my backpack and made sure it was closed this time.

We got back in time for lunch. And guess who was standing in front of me in the lunch line? MATTHEW! I couldnt stop staring at his butt. Then I remembered. I had to get a piece of his hair for my doll! And guess what? He had a loose hair on his shirt! I discretely pulled the hair off his shirt and put it in my pocket cuse there were other people in line. I made sure not to lose it. When I got home, I washed the doll with soap, water, shampoo and conditioner. Then I sprayed it with my hello kitty perfume. When it was dry, I taped the piece of hair to its head. Tonight Im going to sleep with it!