Tween Idle

September 24, 1998

Dear diary,

Today in homeroom we did makeup work. And guess what? Matthew is in my homeroom! I had my bra strap out when the teacher (Mrs. Bailey) wasnt looking. If only Matthew were mine. What does he even see in Sugar? I bet Sugar probably forced him to date her. Like she probably paid him or something. There's no way theyre actually in love. Then when Matthew got up to go to the bathroom, I had an idea. You know how I said I was gonna be a homewrecker? What if I wrote a breakup note to him from Sugar? And so I turned to May (she's also in my homeroom) and said "Do you have a piece of paper?" "Yeah" she said as she reached into her backpack and pulled out a piece of paper for me. On the paper, I wrote "Dear Matthew, your dick is small and uncircumcised. Im breaking up with you. P.S. You have dick cheese. From Sugar." Then I folded it.

When Matthew came back, I said to him "Someone told me to give this to you" and handed him the note. "Uh, thanks" he said. Then suddenly, the bell rang. He put the note in his backpack and left the classroom. I WANTED TO SEE HIS REACTION! But after school when I walked out of the building, GUESS WHAT I FREAKING SAW? Matthew kissing Sugar on the lips. WHICH MEANS MY STUPID NOTE DIDNT WORK! UGH!! Oh no. Now that he knows the note was fake, does this mean he knows I wrote it?

After school when I got home, I had another idea to get Matthew's attention. He also likes Lucky Star cuse he was singing her song. What if I did a musical number at school tommorow as Lucky? And so I called May and told her about my idea. "I was thinking about having like matching outfits since youre like my backup singer. Like you do the background vocals and stuff. Do you have a crop top?" I said. "Yeah, but arent we gonna get dress coded?" she said. "We'll put other shirts on after. So we're gonna wear like crop tops and jeans with our hair up like Lucky." I said. "Sounds like a plan" said May. "Also we're gonna need to create a dance rutine so can you come over?" I asked. "Yeah sure" she said. "See ya" I said as I hung up the phone. And so we spent the afternoon creating and practicing our dance rutine. I cant wait for tommorow! Pretty much everyone at school likes Lucky, so when they see me theyre gonna think Im cool or whatever.