Unhinged- a Newsies Chatfic

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You know what? AI isn't that bad. I don't think it should replace inherently human tasks, but it can be useful. And I used it.

I had so much fun with AI bots, and I hope that is visible in this chapter. I also want you to know I have no problem with character AI at all. I think it's fine so long as the characters reflect exactly that and not real life people. I mean, go crazy if that's the case:)

EDIT: FUCK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

I hope you enjoy!

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Private Chat—Jackie❤️, DAVE

Jackie❤️: if you could put on a three piece suit and then run me over with your car I'd really appreciate it thxxxx

DAVE: I don't own a car.

Jackie❤️: if you steal one it's hotter

DAVE: I can't tell you the things running through my head right now because they are so unbelievably mean.

Jackie❤️: >:O
Jackie❤️: even after my COMPLIMENT???

DAVE: That was a compliment?

Jackie❤️: YES.

DAVE: Whatever happened to "Wow, you're so handsome" or "I think you're really cute"? You want me to run you over with a car I don't have???

Jackie❤️: You're so olddddd
Jackie❤️: and anytime I compliment you it has been along the lines of "you're so hot I think you should murder me slowly"

DAVE: You're older than me?
DAVE: No, it hasn't?

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Private Chat—Isaac, David

David: *image*

Isaac: he should be medicated

David: I'm wondering if this is something that happens often? As in, is this a way people compliment someone?

Issac: and he's so, so gay.
Issac: oh yeah sometimes mostly when it comes to Race and Jack
Isaac: Crutchie's too good to ever hope someone would run him over with a car

David: How is this a compliment? I'm genuinely concerned.

Isaac: it's a more extreme way of saying "you can do anything you want to me" yk?
Isaac: like freaky shit

David: Oh. Well, why didn't he just say that?

Isaac: not as funny

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Group Chat—Tangerines in the trees or smthn idk

Glasses: who let Albert name the gc

CarrotTopIsOffensive: why am I always catching strays

Sin/CinnamonRoll: speaking of strays...

speck: we're not taking in that goddamn cat

Sin/CinnamonRoll: I really think we should

vroomvroom: HEAR HEAR
vroomvroom: puh-LEASE spot can we keep the cat