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SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
Mr.Montana: Mickey

Please don't comment about the typos; I left them in on purpose.

WARNING: mentions/jokes about sex and sexuality

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Ball: oh so yall can't text any more???

vroomvroom: where have you been

Ball: idk man
Ball: first I was here and then there was a black void

PirateCosplayer: oh yeah. That's The Hall

Gush: no one wants to go in the hall
Gush: I've been there for months

SirFrancis: I guess we've all been busy since last December
SirFrancis: last thing I remember is Ike and hotshot's cat

vroomvroom: I see Jack still can't be bothered to scroll through the chat

SirFrancis: I see race is still here

Ball: damn I'm tired. Reconvene?

Gush: yeah

vroomvroom: sure

SirFrancis: seeya

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Group chat: 45 gay men and a lesbian

Ball: okay what's been going on with everyone

Gush: I finished reading a book!

Ball: oh cool what book

Gush: How To Get Away With Killing Your Best Friend

Ball: oh!

Glasses: 🤨
Glasses: Mush explain
Glasses: Mush
Glasses: dude this isn't funny
Glasses: MUSH
Glasses: NICOLAS

Gush: it's very good! Very informative:)

SirFrancis: how'd you even find this book

Nerd: I recommended it to him.

Icheal: ?????
Icheal: hello????

Gush: There's even a sequel called "how to kill your boyfriend and get away with it"

Nerd: I don't need that one because I'm married.

Icheal: me too

PirateCosplayer: UM???

vroomvroom: I need an alter ego I deserve it

SirFrancis: what.

vroomvroom: like I need a new personality
vroomvroom: like I wanna be a woman named Margaret who drinks red wine and smokes six packs a day

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 09 ⏰

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