Tommy: You are never alone in the woods. There are always the trees.
Ranboo: I'm not sure whether to feel comforted or concerned.
Tubbo: That is entirely up to the trees. UwU.
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Tubbo: Tommy, humans need water to survive.
Tommy *drinking his 17th coke can*: But I am drinking.
Ranboo: I hate to break it to you, Toms, but this- is not water.
Tommy: no, but it is a liquid.
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Tubbo: Why are you standing on the table?
Ranboo: IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, I AM KING AND CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.
Tubbo: alright, where's the roach.
Ranboo: Under the fridge, please get rid of it.
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Police officer: Sir, you are being charged for having 3 people on one motorcycle.
Philza: Wait, three?
Police officer: yes, why?
Wilbur: OH MY GOD, TOMMY FELL OFF!
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Teacher: If there were 7 kids in one room but only 3 chairs, what would you do?
Tommy: Make three stand up.
Tubbo: Buy three more chairs.
Purpled: Only the best get to sit?
Techno: Kill off 3 children, no biggie.
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Philza: Hey Techno, are you okay?
Techno: I keep having this headache, it comes and goes all the time.
Tommy: *walks in*
Techno: Here it is again!
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Ranboo: Tubbo, if you needed to reach the topmost cupboard you could have asked me for help.
Tubbo: Shut up Ranboo - Tommy hold still- I'm doing perfectly fine - Tommy careful there! - without your help.
Ranboo: You're literally using Tommy as a stepping stool.
Tubbo: Well, he's doing a terrible job at being one. It's not my fault.
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FanfictionBench Trio Mini Stories! Usually cute but also angst bc yummy. I take requests but no smut or extreme gore, and advice or even hate is accepted :] Thanks for clicking this book and enjoy! Cover by EssietheArt, not mine, I draw terribly! BTW the firs...
