MCYT Incorrect Quotes #4

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Tubbo: Bye Phil! Bye Ranboo! Bye Tommy! Bye Techno! Bye Ranboo!

Tommy: You said bye to Ranboo twice.

Tubbo: I like Ranboo more.

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Techno: Do you take constructive critisism?

Tommy: Sorry, only cash or credit.

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Tommy: I'm sorry for all the things I said.

Ranboo: And for punching me in the face?

Tommy: No, you definitely deserved that.

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Tommy *spills his drink: FUCK-

Phil: We really need to work on your swearing.

Tommy: Why? I'm pretty good at swearing already.

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Phil: *Taps foot angrily

Techno: *crosses arms

Tommy: I can explain!

Techno: Can you?

Tommy: Yes, if you give me thrity seconds to think of a good lie.

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Tommy: I don't give a shit.

Tubbo: You give so many shits they're visible from space.

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Ranboo: Oh crap, I forgot.

Tommy: Forgot what?

Ranboo: How do you expect me to answer that?

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Phil *holding a bottle: Is this perfume or whiskey?

Skeppy *chugs bottle: It's perfume.

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Tommy: Look, I may not be a saint, but I'm not an arsonist, I've never killed anybody, or seen a wallet lying outside of the store and thought about returning it to the owner until I saw they lived out of the state, so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Tubbo: That's strangely specific Tommy, which makes me think you definitely did just that.

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Techno: Hey Wilbur, can I have a sip of your water?

Wilbur: It's not water.

Techno: Ooh, vodka, I like your style.

Wilbur: It's not that either, it's vinegar.

Techno: ....

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Tommy: What's the best thing to do on a date?

Tubbo: Restaurant.

Ranboo: Park.

Techno: Murder.

Wilbur: IT COULD MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NO PUSSY!

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Techno: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Ranboo: What if it bites me and it dies?

Tommy: Then you're poisonous. Jesus, learn to listen, Ranboo.

Tubbo: What if it bites itself and I die?

Ranboo: I think that would be voodoo.

Philza: But what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Wilbur: That would be correlation, not causation.

Techno: Oh my God.

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Tommy: I am the strongest of all the minors!

Tubbo: No mate, I am.

Ranboo: Actually, I am.

Purpled: .... I could beat all of your asses blindfolded.
(I believe in purpled supremacy.)

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Tubbo: I wish someone would write a nice poem about me!

Wilbur: Roses are red, violets are blue...

Wilbur: Life is short, and so are you UwU

Tubbo: I fucking hate you.



Song reccomendation: Foundations of Decay ~ My Chemical Romance

Stop chiding me about being emo the songs are actually nice iN mY hUmbLe oPinIon

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