Ayup again boys girls and non binary wolves (I'm still trying to come up with an intro lol)
Incorrect quotes! You may be familiar with some of them :)
Phil: You know those will kill you right?
Ranboo, pouring another glass of whiskey (He's 18 okay don't come at me): That's the point.
Tommy: Yeah, we're trying to speed things up
Tubbo: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Tommy: Can I be frank with you guys?
Ranboo: Sure but I don't see how changing your name will help.
Tubbo: I can I still be Tubbo?
Ranboo: Shh let Frank speak
Tommy: Wtf u idiots
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Tommy: Why are you lying on the floor?
Ranboo: I'm depressed.
Ranboo: Also I was stabbed, can you get Tubbo please?
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Tubbo: Where's Tommy? He got upset and I can't find him.
Ranboo: He's probably throwing rocks or yelling into a pillow. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and car alarms go off*
Ranboo: Or he could do that-
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Tubbo: How's the sexiest person in this room?
Ranboo *Going red*: I don't know what you mean Tubbo
Tommy *from across the room*: I'm doing great thanks Tubs!
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Ranboo: Hey Tommy if you had to choose between Tubbo and all the money I have in my wallet, who would you pick?
Tommy: That depends. How much money do you have?
Ranboo *Counts money*: 5$
Tubbo: Tommy...
Tommy: I'll take the money thanks!
Tubbo: TOMMY!
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Tubbo: Tommy, what's the height of stupidity?
Tommy *Turning to Ranboo*: How tall are you?
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Philza: Hey guys look at this box my wife sent me, it's full of things we lost!
Tommy: Self-esteem is found!
Tubbo: innocence, is that you?
Ranboo: Heyy, my memories! Hello!
Philza: I was going to say, it has an old photo, but do you guys need a hug?
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I hope you enjoyed, I'm still trying to figure out a schedule, so umm yeah!
Remember to eat and drink today, sleep well because you deserve it, and-
give me love and support bc I need it ;-;
See you all when I update again (avoids mentioning when that might be)
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