A letter is never ill-timed; it never interrupts.
Instead it waits for us to find the opportune minute, the quiet moment to savor the message.
There is an element of timelessness about letter writing.
-Lois Wyse
"MIKAELA PAULINE SOLO." I shout as I chase my wife down the beach on the private island we're on.
All the bull shit post World Cup Media stuff is over so now Mikaela, our pups, and I are on our rented private Island in the Turks and Caicos Islands.
We've been here about a week and all we've really done is lounge around on beach chairs outside our villa, swim in the pool, swim in the ocean, and have sex.
Like a lot of sex.
Like so much sex there's no way Mikaela won't be pregnant soon.
"YOU GET YOUR FINE ASS BACK HERE." I shout.
Mikaela dumped water on me while I was napping.
Meanie.
"KIT-KAT NO." Mikaela squeals as I look at her.
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"HA." I say as I wrap my arms around my wife then I lift her off the sand. "Got you ya big meanie."
"Kit-Kat please." My wife begs as I carry her to the ocean.
"You deserve this." I say then I drop my wife into the ocean.
"Meanie." My wife says.
"Says the woman who woke me up from my Nap with a bucket of water." I say as my wife walks out of the ocean.
Mikaela sheepishly smiles at me then she kisses my cheek.
"Well I guess we have an excuse to use the outdoor shower." I say.
"Ooh." My wife says then I lead her over to the outdoor shower.
Once at the outdoor shower, I turn it on it's coldest setting then my wife and I undress.
After we're undressed, my wife and I stand under the shower and clean the ocean water off of us.
Once we're clean, I turn the shower off, we dry off, then we go sit down and relax in the shade with our dogs.
We're about to get changed and go to dinner soon so it doesnt make sense to go change then change again.
"I think I've seen your GMA video a thousand times since Sahara posted it." Mikaela says as she plays the video on her phone while resting her head on my titties.
After we got to America after the World Cup, we had some interview on GMA, the ticker tape parade in New York, then we got on a plane and went to the ESPY's.
For some reason I went viral for what I said before we went on GMA
"Yeah I don't know why that is." I say then we watch the video of me on GMA
"Katana can you put the drink down?" One of the GMA producers says then the camera points at me.
Sahara was filming an instagram story before the GMA interview happened and she captured this interaction.
