Forever and Always. [Legolas x Reader]

Sweet revenge

Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn went to see Théoden, so me and Kylaney came up with a plan.

Kylaney taps Èowyn's shoulder

"Hello darling. Can I ask a completely innocent defiantly not double sided favor?"

I smirk evilly. "we're not going to mess with Aragorn AT ALL."

Kylaney nods enthusiastically. "We'd just like a bowl or two each of your delicious stew, we heard of it's flawless taste."

"Really?! Right away ladies!"

Kylaney whispers to me, "you get the soup, I'll go tie our boy up" she smirks.

I whisper back. "Plan is a go."

Èowyn hands me 4 bowls of stew.

"Thankyouuuuu. You're a real one." I walk away with a evil smirk.

Kylaney cackles. "Alright. I've got him tied to a tree a little ways off. Let's do this before Leggy catches us with his super Elf hearing."

"Got it." I laugh quietly but manically.

"if he catches us we may just have to tie him up as well." i cackle.

we finish force feeding Aragorn.

"that was worse than trying to feed a toddler a food that they don't like" Kylaney tells me.

Legolas shows up.

"crap! run!" i shout to Kylaney.

she shoots up a tree "in hind sight, this want a great idea..."

Kylaney flings stew at Legolas from her sleeve.

I throw some stew.

she leaps down from the tree

"HIDE-" she yells.

"ight!" i run alongside her.

she hides in the back of a hay cart, i hide underneath it.

"i'm not good at hiding, imma die"

Kylaney pulls me into the cart just before it starts rolling downhill.

"OH FOR-" she chokes on hay.

"crap!" i hang on tight

Kylaney throws up peace sign as we pass the boys, "HI GUYS"

"WE'RE TOTALLY GOOD AND FINE. PEACE AND LOVE YALL." I shout to them.

Kylaney points at a tree. "that might be a slight issue."

"maybe...HALP!"

Aragorn hesitates.

"come! we must assist!" Legolas tells Aragorn.

"bold words from one who hath not tasted Lady Èowyn's stew/"

"IN OUR DEFENSE, YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF US! YOU DESERVED IT!" I shout at Aragorn.

"I MEANT NO OFFENSE, IF YOU ARE TO PLACE A BLAME FIND THE CARCASS OF- they're going to die."

"NO DIP SHERLOCK!" I yell.

"if those twats don't save us, bail out!"

Kylaney looks at me. "how willing are you to do something stupid?"

"depends...but lets do it anyways."

"oh i like you."

she unties a hay bail and makes a loop with rope.

"right, now i'll throw this" Kylaney points. "at that branch. when it catches, hold on tight"

i nod.

twenty seconds of chaos results in us hanging in a tree about 15 feet up in the air.