Eggman: I will tell you about the greatest conqueror who ever lived!
Sage: William of Normandy?
Eggman: No.
Orbot and Cubot: Napoleon?
Eggman: No.
Metal: It's not you, is it?
Eggman: Even worse than me. The conqueror I'm referring to is (insert wonky cross here) Hit**r! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his power and loyal army, he took over all of Europe, then all of America, and eventually the whole earth! The end.
All Robotnik kids: BORING!
Cubot: You're story's all wrong.
Orbot: Hit**r's 1939 seizure of Poland, and the rebellion of England and France (mostly England) in 1940-1944 cost Germany 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the growing strength of the British Empire.
Orbot and Cubot: (Bop Eggman on the head with pillows)
Sage: And your analysis on the invasion of America is also incorrect. Japan's invasion of Pearl harbour in 1941 resulted in massive casualties of Hit**r's troops, due to starvation and rebelling American soldiers, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Hawaii with the army defeated! (Bops Eggman on the head with a pillow)
Metal: I agree, Master. Back in Germany, the allied nations of Europe united against him which led to his eventual defeat in the Battle of Stalingrad on February 2nd 1943 whereafter he cowered in a bunker in Berlin for two years, before he committed sc**cide by shooting himself once it was clear Germany would lose World War 2 on the 30th of April 1945, (bops Eggman on the head with a pillow) beschuert.
All Robotnik kids: (Continue to bop their creator with pillows)
