Sonic: I'm glad we could talk, Scourge.
Scourge: (smirks) So am I, Blue Boo. (Tries to grab Sonic's arm)
Sonic: (pulls away)
Scourge: HA! Gotcha! I'm over ya, Blue.
Sonic: (cautiously) ...Right... (clears his throat) Well, there's a project some demons are working on that I think you'll—
Scourge: (holds up his hands) Whoa! Whoa! I know this is hard for ya to do, but slow down. Hungry?
Sonic: (muttering) Not after the last time.
Scourge: (twitchy ears) What?
Sonic: (points at his halo) Nothing~. (Clears his throat) Anyway, I know you're a smart guy.
Scourge: (smirks) Your words, Babe.
Sonic: (cooly) Who would really love to put his name on something.
Scourge: (cheers) FUCK yeah I would! What am I putting my name on?!
Sonic: (excitedly) The solution to our biggest problem!
Scourge: YEAH! ...What's our biggest problem?
Sonic: The overpopulation in Hell.
Scourge: (laughs) That's not a problem. Why did you think Adam came up with the whole extermination idea, because it's fun? (Thoughtfully) Actually, it is pretty cool hearing those demons scream for their lives.
Sonic: (frowns) Not to me! They're souls, just like us up here in Heaven. And sure, they made mistakes, but who doesn't.
Scourge: (sarcastically) Um, US! I haven't made any mistakes even when I was alive! (Frustratedly) Man, you are lucky you're beautiful AND an angel, or I'd exterminate you right now. (Looks at his invisible watch) Well, looks like we're outta time, see ya later, Blue.
Sonic: (gasps) Oh shit! (Quickly) Ok, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time and I feel like you weren't listening before, so let's go!
🎵We know Hell's population is outta control,
It's a bad situation that's taking a toll,
If we rehab those sinners and cleanse all their souls,
At the Hazbin Hotel—
(Talking) Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.
🎵And I know we fly down just to kill once a year,
And it must be exhausting to fly all the way there,
If they join us in Heaven, that chore disappears,
We can wave all that farewell, (sharp gasp)
It'll be a happy day—
Scourge: (puts a finger to Sonic's mouth) 🎵Let me stop ya right there, save us all precious time,
If what you're suggesting is letting them climb,
Up the ladder, oh, they'd rather (While pinching Sonic's cheek) cwoss da pewly gates?
Sorry, baby, but there's no denying their fates!
Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not!
Had the chance to behave better, but they all blew their shot!
Cause the rules are black and white, ain't no use in tryna fight it,
They're running for their lives until we kill em again!
(Pets Sonic's quills) Just try ta relax, babe, you're wasting your breath!
Did I hear ya imply that they don't deserve death?!
Are they winners? No! They're losers! It's so cut and dry!
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!
(Shows his angel wings) When all's said and done~,
There's the question of fun~.
And for all of us with divine ordinance,
EXTERMINATION IS ENTERTAINMENT!!!!
(Pulls out a guitar and starts playing)
Scourge, Miles, Lightning and Fiona: (while Lightning and Fiona clap) 🎵Hell is forever, whether you like it or not.
Had the chance to behave better, but they all blew their shot.
Cause the rules are black and white, ain't no use in tryna fight it,
They're running for their lives until we kill them again!
Scourge: 🎵Fucking Hell is forever, and it's meant to suck a lot!
So they should give their endeavour, cause they don't have a shot!
Long as I got your attention, I guess I should probably mention,
That I've made the determination...
TO MOVE UP THE NEXT EXTERMINATION!!!!!
Sonic: (shocked) YOU'VE WHAT?!
Scourge: (shrugs) 🎵I can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts!
I know it's just been a day, but we'll be back in six months!!!!
