(Note: While Aleena and Jules are angels, they disagree with angels killing demons and support Charlotte Morningstar's rehabilitation plan. Also saying God's name in Hell is a crime worthy of execution because The Devil's petty)
B.D: (growls) If I had known Shadow would love a dirty blue prince, I would NEVER have given my sperm to Robotnik.
Jules: And it's talk like that that made Planet Doom a planet our sons could never be happy in. And furthermore,
🎵They are not dirty.
They are not wrong.
They are two lowly voices in a lovely song.
B.D: Our sons our freaks, guys!
Aleena: (smirks) And what are you?
🎵Our boys are homosexual and that don't scare me none.
I want the world to know...
Jules and Aleena: 🎵We love our live gay son!
Aleena: And I've been thinking, talking, reading some books. And I think it's time we opened our eyes.
🎵When you-know-who made the universe,
He made animals and man,
And I believe it's all apart of his gigantic plan.
Jules: 🎵We know he has a reason for each mountain and each flower,
And why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower.
Both: 🎵They are not dirty.
They are not rude.
They are just two stray laces in you-know-who's boots.
Aleena: 🎵I always respected homos, and now my baby's one.
Jules and demons: 🎵And now I know, I love...
Jules and Aleena:🎵We love our live gay son!
Demons: 🎵They love their son,
They love their son,
They love their son!
Jules: 🎵Now I see my son's sweet 16,
And he's chilling by a pool.
Your son's holding his hand in his,
And Sally says it's cool.
Aleena: 🎵His friends they all respect him,
There's no bigotry or swearing,
Our little boy is happy,
Don't see anybody glaring.
All except B.D: 🎵They are not dirty.
They just have flair.
It is not a crime to see boys with braided hair (quills).
Jules: 🎵I used to protect homos when someone pulled out a gun.
All except B.D: 🎵And now I know, I love—
Aleena: —And furthermore,
🎵These boys are brave as Hell,
These boys, they know damn well,
Most boys would judge them,
But they deserve to be free!
They're making their own stance,
They're taking a big chance!
(After Shadow proposes and Sonic accepts)
B.D: (claps)
All demons: (claps)🎵Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!!
All: 🎵They are not dirty!
They're not perverse!
They are just two stray diamonds in a shiny purse!
Jules, Aleena and B.D: 🎵Our job is now overseeing the work that they begun,
All demons:🎵Cause now we love, love, love,
We love you live—
Jules, Aleena and B.D: 🎵—They're up there disco dancing,
To the thumping of bat wings.
They nigh-perfectly slide and glide,
While Young Queen Sonya sings.
They live a very joyful life that's fancy, free and reckless,
They swing each other in their arms,
All:🎵Their joy is too infectious!!!!
They are not dirty,
They are good men!
Soon they'll have happy children playing in their den!
Jules (while hugging Aleena) and B.D: 🎵...Go forth, and love each other now,
While you're still very young.
We'll teach all Hell to love...
Jules, Aleena and B.D:🎵We love our live gay sons!
Our sons!
Our sons!!!!!
Live! Gay! Sons!!!!!!!!!!!
