Byakuya: (groans) Where WERE you three?!
Nagito: We have a big pony princess problem upstairs!
Trixie: (suddenly in a princess gown and tiara) I've never met a pony princess who was a problem.
Starlight: (giggles) I never met a pony princess who WASN'T a problem.
Nagito: Well she's a big one!
Byakuya: Mother hired a party pony princess.
Emily: At first she seemed kind, but then she forced us to make Whitty dolls!
Nagito: And tied us up!
Byakuya: And she wouldn't stop calling us "Twerps"!
Trixie: (snorts) Next you'll be telling us her name is Cozy Glow.
Emily: And that's the weirdest thing, she wouldn't tell us her name, but I took a selfie with her. (Shows a picture of Cozy trying to strangle Emily)
Starlight: (scared) It IS Cozy Glow!!!
Trixie, Starlight and Pit: (scream)
Nagito: You know her?
Trixie: (terrified) KNOW her?! We're terrified of her!
Starlight: (sighs while looking at a picture of Twilight) Cozy being a wicked babysitter is the reason our old goddaughter, Twilight, got us in the first place.
Pit: (anxiously) She's REAL?! You told me that she was a figment of my still-developing imagination, Mother!
Trixie: (shocked) And you BELIEVED me?!
Pit: (starts rocking) I still hear her scream in my nightmares! (Turns into a Ken doll)