Metal: (singing to Eggman) You are our dad~
All Robotnik kids: (singing) You're our dad! Boogie woogie woogie!
Espio: (To Crimson) Let's start by telling each other something interesting about ourselves. I'll start, I hate you.
Rogue: You're all going to Hell. Goodbye!
Crimson: Let's say our biggest fears, ok? Being alone forever.
Crystal: (At the same time) Being stuck with you forever.
Emily: (over the phone) W-what? You're not coming to my tea party? (Loudly) SPIRIT, I BAKED BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!!
Aria: (sadly) I'm really sorry, Emma, but you know how strict my mom is with her grounding.
Metal: Hello, everyone. Today, my sister pushed me, so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put her to sleep. The benefits of putting her to sleep would be I would get pushed way less and—
Eggman: (from offscreen) METAL SONIC ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!
Sage: (also from offscreen) It's a joke, Father.
Sally: (To Aria) Let me see what you have.
Aria: (happily while running around) A knife!
Amy: NO! (Grabs the back of Aria's dress)
All Jewel carriers: (dancing)
Crystal: Bring the beat in!
Espio: (runs in, carrying a beat) Anything for you, Beloved.
Spirit: (coughs)
Knuckles: (grabs Spirit's hand) We're going to the hospital, right now!
Spirit: (embarrassed) Daddy, it's just a co—
Rogue: (grabs Spirit's other hand) No child of mine is getting Coronavirus!
Blaze: I keep telling you, Silver, you have to stop letting people walk over you.
Silver: (who's acting as a footstool for Blaze) Ok, Blaze.
Shadow: (loudly) So—
Sonic: Sh! (Looks down at Emily, who's asleep) The baby's asleep.
Shadow: (whispers) Sorry.
Sonic: (smiles and whispers) Thanks. Now, what's up?
Shadow: (whispers) The Doctor's attacking.
Shade: (strumming a guitar and singing) Hey, how ya doing? Well I'm doing just fine. I lied, I'm dying inside.
