Emily's fruit salad

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Emily: (innocently) Daddy, can I have a fruit salad, please?

Sonic: (pat pat) Of course you can, Baby. Be right back. (Enters with a bowl of fruit salad)

Emily: (sniffs the salad) Yuck! I won't eat it!

Sonic: (looks at the salad, then to Emily) What's wrong with it?

Emily: Can I have more oranges please?

Sonic: (shrugs) Ok. (Enters with a fruit salad with more oranges)

Emily: Do kiwi's have to be in there?

Sonic: No, but I'll put bananas in instead. (Enters with a fruit salad with more oranges and bananas)

Emily: No apples?

Sonic: Sorry, Emma. (Enters with a fruit salad with more oranges, bananas and apples)

Emily: Could you add more apples, please?

Sonic: Sure thing, kid. (Enters with a fruit salad with more oranges, bananas and more apples)

Emily: (clicks) What about tomatoes?

Sonic: Tomatoes?

Emily: Tomatoes are fruit, right?

Sonic: Yes they are. (Enters with a fruit salad with more oranges, bananas, more apples and cherry tomatoes)

Emily: (gasps) Oh no! Too many tomatoes!

Sonic: Be right back, Emily. (Enters with a fruit salad with more oranges, bananas, more apples and one cherry tomato)

Emily: (claps) Yay! Perfect! (Gives the fruit salad to a three-year-old Sarah)

Sonic: (realises) Oh yeah. You hate fruit salad, Angel.

Emily: (nods) Mm-hmm, I'd just like Sarah to love what I cannot.

Sarah: Yay! (Eats the whole fruit salad)

Emily: (innocently) Papi, can I have Mac and Cheese, please?

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