Why villains are superior to heroes (by Metal Sonic Robotnik)

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Metal: 🎵Don't get by on chasing women,
I can never drink booze.
Won't smoke cocaine or Mary Jane, no,
I live for the boos!
(Talking) "Boos" as in B-O-O-S, not as in alco—

Spirit: We get it!

Metal: 🎵Because you've gotta love to be hated,
See the Good in being bad.
Oh, the crowd is full of gentlemen,
But they paid to see the cad!
You'll see, everything is better, when you're the villain of the show!
Once you where black, you'll never go back,
It's a high to be loathed.

🎵Chucky, DIO, Godzilla.
Eric Cartman, King Bowser.
Vader, Metal Sonic (points at himself) that's me!
Terminators one through three.
Lex Luthor, Joker, Voldemort.
Manfred Von Karma in court.
Hajii Towa, Skelitor.
Keep your heroes, they're a bore~!

🎵When it's your head they wanna severe,
And your blood they wanna shed,
You'll know that you'll live forever,
Once everybody wants you dead!
So listen up because I'm giving the best advice you'll ever know~
To feel the thrill, I know you will,
It's a high to be loathed!!!!!!!!

🎵When it's your head they wanna severe,And your blood they wanna shed,You'll know that you'll live forever,Once everybody wants you dead!So listen up because I'm giving the best advice you'll ever know~To feel the thrill, I know you will,It's a h...

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(Talking) So, what do you think?

All: ...

Sage: (claps)

Metal: Groan! Everyone's a critic! (Stomps offstage)

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