Shadow: (darts upwards) FUDGE! I'VE BEEN SHOOTING IN MY SLEEP AGAIN!!!!!!
Sonic: (While lightly shaking Emily) We're gonna be late for school!
Eggman: Metal, grab your sister.
Sage: (gasps as Metal grabs her USB stick)
Eggman: (irritated) Not by that.
Amy: No, Ari! You don't have time for cereal! (Gives Aria a granola bar) Eat this.
Sally: (takes the granola bar) Sorry, but there's no time for granola bars. (Sees the time and groans) Forget it! We'll have breakfast at lunch and lunch at dinner. Grab a coffee, everyone, because dinner's happening at 3 in the morning.
Eggman: (bellows at Orb and Cube) GET UP, YOU LAZY SONS OF A *censored*! YOU'RE MAKING YOUR OWN BREAKFAST!!!
Knuckles: (slightly annoyed) No, Spirit, you can't have milk on Taco Tuesday.
Spirit: Why not?
Knuckles: Milk's British, not Spanish. Now eat your bull tail!
Eggman: (to Scourge) Of CORSE I don't have a favourite creation! I do have least favourites, and it's the Mail boy. (Bokun)
All Robotnik kids: (Points at Bokun) Ha!
Sonic: (To Monotaro) COME ON! Prove to me you're not like your father! (Dodges a claw) I'M TELLING SHADOW YOU'RE DATING OUR CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: (sees his daughter looking at guns) Emily, give me back my laptop before you see my things.
Emily: (closes Shadow's laptop and gives it to him)
Sonic: (smiles) I really like Emerald, she's not a bad bisexual.
Eggman: (points some hot chocolate He made at Orbot) Now you're gonna shut up and drink this like it's oil! (Picks up his disintegrator ray) Which one of your kids tampered with my weapon?!
Amy: (screams) ARIA!!!!!! HURRY UP OFF THE TOILET!!!!!!!! MAMA'S STARTING TO CRAMP!!!!!!!!!!!! (Groans) Never mind! (Squats in a bush)
Emily: (crying into her communicator) Daddy, Pappy, I need help! I fainted and the Robotniks put me in the sheep costume! Then they threw me in the pool!
Shadow: (over communicator) Pappy's coming, sweetie pie! (Runs to Emily)
Eggman: (sighs frustratedly) Sage, it's Metal. He's ran away from home and stolen my Particle accelerator.
Sage: (smartly) Crisis averted. I installed an obedience function into Metal. (Calling) Metal Sonic! Come home!
Metal: (walks in, sulkily)
Monotaro: You think your parents have it bad?! My siblings are at the age when they're banging each other.
Monokuma: (in the background, while running after Monokid, with an EMP) IT'S NOT A CRIME IF IT'S YOUR KIDS!
Eggman: Metal, Daddy got you a kitchen and a stroller, so you'll be ready when you give up on your dreams.
Rogue: (When she sees Spirit playing with her makeup) I shouldn't have birthed you on the Master emerald.
Eggman: (bangs on his lair door) DAMNIT, KIDS! YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, OR I'M COUNTING TO THREE!!!!!!! 1! 4– (realises) None of you are going to college!
All robots: Ha.
Rogue: That's it, Spirit, you've just lost your communicator privileges! (Takes off Spirit's communicator) Have fun getting creative.
Amy: (shouting) I'm gonna start cooking din-din in T-5 seconds! I need this kitchen evacuated for 1 hour!! EVACUATE THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: (To Emily) If you don't like my chilli dogs, then your a dummy and a lier. (Gasps) Or worse, a vegan!
Emily: (happily) I love your chilli hotdogs, Daddy.
Sonic: (relieved) I knew it! (Hugs her)
Knuckles: (While shaving Spirit's princess bits) I need you to stop going through puberty.
Shadow: (angrily to Mephiles) You get the **** away from my daughter, or I'll tell Cryspio about your tiny ****.
Knuckles: (angry knuckles mode) I WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN TACO TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sad knuckles mode) It's the one night a year it's fun to be foreign!!!!!
Crystal: (sadly) I just need a shoulder to cry on. (Seductively to Espio) Connected to a horn I can sit on.
Sonic: (moaning while Emily was watching livestreams really loud in the panic room) Diagnose me, Doctor Doom~
Eggman: (whispering to Orb and Cube so he doesn't wake Sage) JESUS! You throw gayer than Metal! And HE'S so gay, he does himself!!
Rogue: Aw, Spirit, you're not a regret. (Bluntly) You're an accident. Now clean up your toys before bed.
Sally: (While on a midnight drive to get Aria to sleep) Honk at me one more time and I WILL stab you!
