Eggman: THAT'S IT! You're in timeout, Orbot! Get on top of the fridge!! NOW!!!!!!!!
Orbot: (While struggling to climb on) This lair is a total nightmare!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonnie: (shouting) RISE N SHINE, SLEEPYHEAD!!!!!!!!
Sally: (groans and sits up) Ugh! Why, Bonnie?!
Amy: (sits up and runs her eyes)
Bonnie: (gasps)
Mephiles: (holds up a flute) If you play this, you'll receive 100,000,000 cookies, but 100,000,000 people will die.
Crystal: (takes the flute from Mephiles and goes to blow it)
Espio: (grabs Crystal's arm) Crystal, no!
Sapphire: What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?
Infinite: (from a white van to the main 3) Get in. I've got candy~
Eggman: (to Sage and Metal) Do you two ever wanna talk to me about your emotions?
Sage: Not really.
Metal: I was under the impression that you didn't design me to have emotions.
All: ...
Orbot and Cubot: We do!
Eggman: (irritated) I know, boys.
Orbot and Cubot: We're sad.
Eggman: (annoyed) I know, boys.
Aria: Expecto patronum! (Casts a hedgehog patronus into existence)
Emily: Eat slugs! (Makes slugs poor out a dummy's mouth)
Spirit: Bibbity bobbity boo!
Emerald: That's not a spell.
Spirit: Is too! (Makes a dress appear on a dummy)
Emerald: Oh...
Auroro: Avada Kerdavra! (Makes a fly die)
Amy: You're not mocking my sexuality, are you?
Sonic: (shocked) What?! No! Amy, I'd never do such a—
Rogue: (points) AMY, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
Amy: (excitedly) WHERE?!
Rogue and Sonic: Lol!
Scourge: (jumpscares Emily with a Mephiles mask)
Emily: (screams and backs away in fear)
Scourge: (takes off the mask) Girl, it's just a mask. (Sees Emily about to cry)
Emily: (starts crying out of fear)
Scourge: (scared) Please stop! You'll wake up your parents!! (Feels a gun barrel pressed to his head) Shadow, I was joking!!!!!!!
Shade: (playing "moves like Jäger on the piano and singing)
Kat: Shut the (plays a high f) up!
(The main 3 watch Pokémon)
Aria: IT'S PIKACHU!
Spirit: NO, IT'S JIGGLYPUFF!
Emily: You're both wrong, It's Clefairy.
(It was Clefairy)
Aria and Spirit: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Shadow: I've got to make copies... (to other GUN agents) MOVE! I'M BI!!
Rogue: (cleverly) In the workplace, being bisexual has it's perks.
Spirit: (shocked) Dad?! Is that weed?!
Knuckles: (shows what he's holding) No, it's a chaos emerald—
Spirit: (interrupting) I'm calling the government, AND mommy! (Dials 911 on the Master emerald)
