Sonic: (points at Amy) There! Right! There!
Look at her tanned, well tinted skin,
Look at the killer shape she's in,
Look at that round and fuzzy chin,
She's lesbian, so lesbian!
Blaze: I'm not about to celebrate,
Every trait must indicate,
A totally strait expatriate,
This girl is straight, I say she's straight.
All: That is the elephant in the room,
Well is it relevant to assume,
That a girl without perfume is automatically,
Radically fey?
Silver: But look at her short, yet crispy, locks,
Rogue: Look at her silk, translucent socks,
Shadow: There's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing. (Knuckles: What are we seeing?)
Is She lesbian? (Sonic: OFC, she's lesbian!)
Or merely Asian?
All: ...Oh...
...
...
...Lesbian or Asian?
It's hard to guarantee.
Is she lesbian or Asian?
Cream: (shyly) Please stop looking at me!
Rogue: You see, they bring their girls up differently in charming, foreign ports.
They play peculiar sports,
All: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!
Lesbian or foreign?
The answer could take weeks!
They both can either walk or run,
And to boys turn other cheek. (Sonic: Oh please!)
Lesbian or Asian?
So many shades of grey~
Silver: Depending on the time of day,
Chinese go either way.
All: Is she lesbian or Asian?!
Or—
Tails: (points at Amy) THERE! RIGHT! THERE!
Look at her condescending smirk,
Seen it on every girl at work.
Amy's a metro, hetro jerk,
Not lesbian, I say no way!
All: That is the elephant in the room,
Well is it relevant to assume,
That a cutie in that costume?
Sonic: She's automatically, radically...
Silver: Ironically, chronically...
Blaze: Schmertantly, pertantly...
Shadow: Genetically, medically...
All: LESBIAN, LESBAN!
AMY ROSE IS A LESBI—
Amy: (shows a picture of her kissing Sonic)
All: DAMNIT!!!!!!!
Lesbian or Asian?
Knuckles: So stylish and relaxed.
All: Is she lesbian or Asian?
Knuckles: I think her chest is waxed.
Rogue: But they bring their girls up different there,
It's culturally diverse.
It's not a fashion curse,
All: If she wears some pants or bears a purse.
Lesbi or exotic?
I still can't crack the code!
Blaze: Yes, her accent is hypnotic,
But she's pink from head to toe. (All: Huh.)
All: Lesbian or Asian?
So many shades of grey~
Auroro: But, if she turns out straight,
I'm free at 8 on Saturday.
All: Is she lesbian or Asian?!
Lesbian or Asian?!
LESBIAN OR—?!
Shadow: (talking) HOLD IT!
Give me a chance to crack her, I have an idea I'd like to try.
Blaze: Good luck.
Shadow: So, Miss Rose, how long had your alleged affair with Mister the Hedgehog been going on for?
Amy: 2 years.
Shadow: And what's your first name?
Amy: Amy.
Shadow: And what's your girlfriend's name?
Amy: Sally. (Gasps) I'm sorry, I misunderstood! You said "girlfriend", I thought you said "girl friend"! Sally Acorn is my girl friend.
Sally: You lier! You dirty lier! That's it, Amy, I'm through covering for you! People, I have a huge announcement!
(Sings) This girl is lesbian AND Asian! (All: Whoa!)
And neither's a disgrace. (All: Huh?)
You've got to stop your being,
And completely close this case! (All: Er.)
It's me, not him, she's seeing.
No matter what she says~
I swear she'll never, ever, ever, swing the other way.
(To Amy) You're lesbian, you total parfait,
You flaming, one-woman cabaret!
Amy: I'M STRAIT!
Sally: (teasingly) You were not yesterday~
So, if I may, I'm proud to say,
She's lesbian! (All: And Asian)
She's lesbian! (And Asian)
She's lesbian! (And an Asian lesbian!)
Amy: FINE, I'M LESBIAN!
All: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sally and Amy: (kiss)
