Spirit: I WANT THE EMERALD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: How could I ever refuse?
Rouge:🎵When Spirit says—
Spirit: More!
Rouge:🎵I buy another store.
And when Spirit says—
Spirit: Now!
Rouge:🎵 The sweat forms on my brow.
And when Spirit says—
Spirit: Again!
Knuckles:🎵No matter where or when, we'd better all kowtow to—
Spirit: More! Now! AGAIN!
Knuckles:🎵When Spirit says—
Spirit: Out!
Knuckles:🎵There's no reasonable doubt.
And when Spirit says—
Spirit: Fetch!
Knuckles:🎵Well there's no time to go fetch.
And when Spirit says—
Spirit: Obey!
Rouge:🎵You'd better find a way to make a ring stretch for—
Spirit: Out, fetch, OBEY!
Rouge:🎵When she heard Chaos Emeralds, she started to attack.
Knuckles:🎵So I told my treasure hunters "Here's a tougher stone to crack.
You've 7 emeralds to find, but we'll suffice with one."
For when Spirit is happy, it's better for Mom and Pappy.
Rouge:🎵For 40 days and 40 nights, the hunters tried to find it.
And always to the music of—
Spirit: I want a Chaos Emerald! I WANT A CHAOS EMERALD!
Knuckles:🎵And then my Rouge cried out and in her hand a panacea.
A Chaos Emerald on display,
Rouge:🎵And what did darling Spirit say?
Spirit: Daddy.
Knuckles: Yes?
Spirit: Buy me South Korea
Knuckles:🎵When Spirit says—
Spirit: BUY!
Knuckles: It's like a battle cry.
And when Spirit says—
Spirit: MINE!
Knuckles: I've a very weakened spine.
And when Spirit says—
Spirit: Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaas?
Rouge: I'd know it was a tease before a—
Spirit: More, Now, Out, Mine, Fetch, BUY!!!!!!
Knuckles:🎵And when she finally falls asleep, we pray and say Amen!
Rouge:🎵Til tomorrow, when it all begins~~~~~~
Spirit:🎵AGAIN!~~~~~~
Both parents:🎵AGAIN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
