Spirit: How does Donald Trump,
An arrogant, immigrant hating, bastard, whore's son,
Somehow survive being shot?!
He lives!
The man only got a grazed ear,
But became more popular, I hear.
🎵I wanna be in the room where it happens,
The room where it happens,
The room where it happens.
(While looking at her phone) You've kept me from the room where it happens,
For the last time...
(Intermission)
Spirit: (typing on her phone) 🎵Dear Donald,
I am slow to anger, but I toe the line,
As I reckon with the effects of your life on mine.
I look back on where I've been, and in every place I trekked,
The only common thing has been your disrespect.
Now I know you're immoral, a dangerous disgrace,
But if you've got something to say, name a specific date, face to face.
I have the honor to be your obedient servant.
K.Harr.
Metal: (typing on his phone) Madam vice president,
I am not the reason no one likes you!
No one knows what you believe!
I will not equivocate on my opinions,
I have always worn them on my sleeve.
Even if I did what you think I did,
Evidence is what the court wants ta see.
Here's an itemised list of four long years of bad policies.
Spirit: (sighs) Goodness me.
Metal: Hey, I have not been shy,
I am just a guy,
In the public eye,
Trying to do my best for America, I don't want to fight,
But I won't apologise for saying what's right.
🎵I have the honor to be your obedient servant.
D.Trump.
Spirit: 🎵Careful how you proceed, Donald.
Enter forbidden deed, Donald.
Answer for the allegations I lay at your feet,
(Grabs Metal's suit) Or prepare to bleed, Donald.
Metal: (pulls Spirit's hands away) Hyena, you're illegitimate,
I stand by what I said, every bit of it!
You stand only for yourself, it's what you do!
I won't apologise, because it's true!
Spirit: At the stands then, Donald,
September, 4,
Through the door.
Metal: (nods) It's war.
Both: 🎵I have the honor to be your obedient servant.
Metal: (holds out his hand)🎵D.Trump.
Spirit: (shakes Metal's hand)🎵K.Harr.
