Scourge: 🎵Across the sea, in the Moebian isles,
Me and my subjects lived in exile.
Our fall from grace was a long way down,
So, to make my mark, I would need a crown.
A royal bride was an intriguing thought,
But in my kingdom there weren't a lot.
I had one chance, I couldn't fail, and thus,
I set my sites on Möbius.
Their queen to be was very cold,
But her blue twin brother was hot, SOLD!
We met, we clicked, we sang and danced,
And I thought "Hey Scourge, this is your chance!"
I popped the question, and he said "Yes",
But then here's the part where it becomes a mess.
Our wedding date was set, my bride ran away though,
And when he got back said "Meet Shadow!"
He changed his mind, Daddy Dearest knows why,
And I thought "There goes my alibi."
Who dumps a king, sure I'm insincere,
But for some hedgehog with alien DNA, dear?!
Shade: 🎵Can't you hear my heart? Please!
He can't see what I see.
It was not meant to be,
Now we can live happily~.
After all you've been through, he doesn't deserve you.
One thing that we know is true...
Scourge:🎵 It's not me, it's you! (Points at a picture of Sonic)
Walters: Come on, did he think he was gonna do better than a king?!
Fiona: (with her hand wrapped around his) Well, my mom always said that one with poor breeding chooses a peasant over one with grace and poise.
Shade: (While smirking) Which is why nobody wants you.
Fiona: (growling) Take that back!
Shade: (growling) Make me!
Walters: (raises his hands) At ease, ladies. Pay attention to more important things, like me!
Fiona: (sighs)
Walters:🎵In a government company I happened to own,
With one look, I could make female spies melt and moan.
I had trophies on the wall from the wars I won,
And the windows afterwards? Now that was fun!
Everything was perfect in my perfect life,
But there was one thing missing, that being a wife!
She'd cook, she'd clean, be with the kids all day,
And she'll call me perfect and do whatever I say.
There was only one choice for my wife-to-be,
She was gorgeous, and everyone else at GUN agreed.
The only spy who didn't throw herself at me!
What would you call that?
Shade: (muttering)🎵Dignity.
Walters: 🎵I said, "Rogue, good news! You're gonna be my bride!
It's your lucky day, but one minor downside.
All the GUN agents think you're super strange,
But I've got you, all you gotta do is change
Everything about yourself, and the spies won't speak,
And, by the way, you're working overtime this week."
She turned me down because she disagreed,
And then flew away and called me a weed!
Fiona:🎵Can't you hear my heart? Please!
She can't see what I see.
It wasn't meant to be,
Now you can live happily~.
After all you've been through,
She doesn't deserve you.
One thing that I know is true...
Walters:🎵It's not me, it's you! (Points at a tattoo of Rogue on his hand)
Scourge: (breathing through his teeth) She sounds like a monster.
Walters: Hmp, it's the monster she dumped me for! And you don't fall in love with monsters, you kill them. So I sent all of my best agents to save her, and she thanked me by getting herself pregnant and keeping me from my daughter!
Tabi: (While looking at his claws) People definitely have a weird way of showing their appreciation for their true heroes.
Hajii: (nods) Agreed.
🎵I always thought is best when I had the choice
That a woman should be silent and have no voice.
Tabi: 🎵When a boy without a mind meets his girl's parents with power,
He must know his place or it all goes sour.
Walters:🎵As men of wealth,
Scourge: 🎵Influence,
Hajii: 🎵Prestige,
Tabi:🎵Aren't we all fine specimens?
All:🎵Indeed!
Scourge:🎵They're convinced love is blind and cannot be bought,
Tabi: (grumbling)🎵Yes, but if that's a lesson, then it can't be taught.
Hajii: (cheering)🎵Yeah! Listen to the man and ignore the wife!
That's the only way to a happy life!
Walters:🎵The choice is simple, chose me and thrive,
Tabi:🎵Or be a little bitch and get burned alive!
(Meanwhile, in Hell)
Mearest: (as she sees the men arguing through a hand mirror) Ooh, what have we here? A gathering of men, three of whom are blaming a woman for their woes? How pathetic. (Puts the mirror down)
🎵Once upon a time, a familiar story~
A desperate demon needed fame and glory.
Had to be the "hero" for all Hell to see,
May have fooled everyone else, but he didn't fool me!
No one ever asked how he got his crown,
Or the women by his side as he pushed him down.
He would have to pay for his behaviour,
Dealt by my oldest with a lot of flavour.
(Back with the villains)
All:🎵The difference between you and me?
It's now I'm living happily.
I can't say "I'm sorry"
If it wasn't meant to be~!
After all we've (Shade and Fiona: 🎵You've) been through,
We can see a new view.
One thing that we know is true,
Scourge:🎵It's not me!
Walters:🎵It's not me!
Tabi:🎵It's not me!
Hajii:🎵It's not me!
All: 🎵It's YOU! (Points at pictures of Sonic, Rogue, GF and Komaru)
