Eggman: (while walking through his lair) Sonic, how I hate him. And all that loafing has gone into this invincible weapon of destruction! Every defeat, every humiliation I've suffered by that hedgehog and his infuriating boyfriend will be returned a thousandfold by my unstoppable creation!
Orbot: (whispers) Dad means business this time.
Cubot: (whispers back) I dunno what that means, but Doc E's very confident in this new plan.
Eggman: (turns around) That I am, Boys. This is my dream come true, with this invention and Sonic and Shadow softened up, I can expand the Eggman Empire across Möbius and conquer her! (Insert evil laugh here)
Cubot: (claps) Great plan, Boss, but how you gonna soften up Sonadow?
Orbot and Eggman: Sonadow?
Cubot: (shows a poorly drawn picture of Sonic and Shadow hugging) That's the couple name Robo and I came up with.
Eggman: Cubot, Sonadow's not a word. (shakes his head) Anyway, softening up Sonic AND Shadow will be easy, and it actually involves Robo. (Shouting) ROBO RABBIT, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!!!!!!!!!
(Enter stage left Robo)
Robo: (timidly) Yes, Master?
Eggman: (evilly) I've got a very important task for you, my dear. You are going to play destroyed on the battlefield, infiltrate Sonic or Shadow's home and gain their trust. Then, when Sonic dies and Shadow is prosecuted for his boyfriend's death, you'll return here to my lair, where you'll be safe, while I conquer Möbius.
Robo: (while playing with an ear) I don't know, that doesn't seem—
Eggman: (groans, but then composes himself) Ok, fine. I'll put this in terms you can understand.
🎵I want it all,
I want the whole world!
All that I need is one kid to betray 'em,
At last, I'll repay 'em—
Emily: But how are you gonna do that?
Orbot: Yes, how?
Eggman:(ignoring them)🎵I want Sonic,
I want that hedgehog!
All his happiness, his his hopes all will be crushed,
It's despair delicious!
Give it to me... NOW!
I want a theme park with streets full of laughter,
10,000 fans adorning me~!
And if I don't get the stuff that I'm after...
I'm gonna screeeeeeEEEEEAAAAAAAMMM!!!!!
I want the works,
I want the whole works!
With the world on my plate,
My dear it's not to late,
To seal Sonadow's fate and NOW!!!!
Don't care how, I want it now!
All robots except Robo:🎵 He wants it all,
He wants the whole world.
He wants to lock it all up in his pocket—
Eggman:🎵 Victory's like chocolate,
Give it to me... NOW!
All robots except Robo: 🎵He wants today,
He wants tomorrow,
He wants to wear 'em, he will if he dares—
Eggman: 🎵And I'm not going to share 'em,
Give them to me... NOW!
I want you, Robo, to gain their loyalty,
Then in place will be everything~!
And when the time come to think of royalty...
I will be KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All robots except Robo: 🎵He wants his plot,
To have zero flaws.
When he breaks Shadow, straight down to Hell he'll go—
Eggman: 🎵I can't wait to see Sonic frown~~~!!!
All robots except Robo: 🎵Don't care how, he wants it now.
Eggman: 🎵Don't care how...
(Bellowing) I WANT IT NOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robo: ...Ok. (Walks away)
Eggman: (realises) Darnit, I said Sonadow!
