Infinite: I thought Aleena was gone for good, too.
Mephiles: It's been centuries.
Infinite: Hmm, I guess you're still mad she became ruler of Mobotropolis instead of you.
Mephiles: (growls) Shut up, Zero.
Infinite: (shrugs) I'm just saying...
Mephiles: Things have changed since she died, I think I should show my dear sister who's really in charge now.
Infinite: (chuckles)
Mephiles: 🎵 Welcome home! I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! Say hello to a new status quo! Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn, Turn the tv on.
All Team Opal: 🎵Welcome to the show!
Mephiles: Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain former queen who's been seen gallivanting around town after a fifty century long absence! Did anybody miss her? Did anybody care? More on tonight's program.
So former Queen Aleena's back in town.
Scourge: Why is she hanging around?
Shade: What does this mean for your family?
Mephiles: Well, handily, I've got good news, She's a loser, a fossil, I don't mean to sound hostile, but—
All: 🎵ALEENA IS A COWARD!!!!!
Mephiles: You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, she's barely audible! Stop giving her the time of day, don't listen to a word she says, Hope she had a nice vaycay, but—
All: 🎵SHE SHOULD'VE STAYED AWAY!!!!!
Mephiles: 🎵While she hid in radio, We pivoted to video~, Now her medium is getting bloody rare!
🎵The world's been better since she fled, Up to Heaven above our heads!
Aleena: (into her magic microphone) Greetings, everyone, Great to be back on the air!
Yes, I know it's been a while, Since a monarch style, Treated the planet to a broadcast, Möbius rejoice!
Mephiles: What a dated voice!
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Aleena: Instead of a seventh rate, boring video podcast.
Mephiles: (whining) Come on, Sis!
Aleena: (smirks) Is Mephiles insecure? Pursuing allures? Flitting between this trend and that, is nothing working?!
Mephiles: Ignore her chirping!
Aleena: Everyday he has a new format.
Mephiles: You're looking at the present,
All except Aleena: She's the shit that comes before that!!!
Aleena: 🎵Is Mephiles strong like reports, Or is it based on his support~? He'd be powerless without his mindless slaves!
Mephiles: NO WAY!
Aleena: 🎵And here's the hotter tea, because, He wanted ME to join his cause~!
Mephiles: (nervously) Now, hold on!
Aleena: 🎵I said no and now he's moping everyday!
Mephiles: (angrily) You spoiled, privileged bitch! (As his TV glitches) I'll sHoW yOu Suf-f-feRrInG!!!!
Aleena: (carefully) Brother? Your TV's buffering.
Mephiles: I'LL DESTROY YOOOOOoooooouuuuu...
(Suddenly, blackout)
Aleena: (smirks) I'm afraid you've lost your signal.
