Metal: Master, get me one of those Monokumas! I want it so I can scare Orbot and Cubot.
Eggman: (happily) Gladly, Metal. (Pat pat) Ok, Enoshima, how much for one of your Monokumas?
Junko: Oh, they're not for sale.
Eggman: Name your price?
Junko: (shakes her head) He can't have one.
Metal: (turns sharply) Who says I can't?!
Junko: (walks over to Metal) I did.
Metal: (angrily) See here, Enoshima, I want a Monokuma, and whatever I want I get. I want a Monokuma and a hypnotised human. I want a Monokuma and a hypnotised human and a chocolate cookie boat (while looking at Eggman) and by the way...
Eggman: (unsurely) Yes?
Metal:🎵I want a feast.
Eggman: You can't even handle human food.
Metal:🎵I want a bean feast.
Eggman: What are those?
Metal:🎵 Cupcakes and donuts
And fruitcake with no nuts,
So good you can go nuts—
Eggman: (calmly) You can have all of that when we get home.
Metal: (frustratedly) No, now!
🎵I want a ball.
🎵I want a party.
🎵 Blue macaroons,
🎵And a billion balloons,
🎵And performing buffoons and,
🎵Give it to me now!!!!!
🎵I want today.
🎵I want tomorrow!
🎵I want to wear them,
🎵Like gold on my head and
🎵I DON'T WANT TO SHARE IT!!!!
(Eerily)🎵I want a party with rooms full of laughter,
🎵Ten thousand tons of ice cream.
🎵 And if I don't get the stuff that I'm after...
(Crescendoing)🎵 I'm gonna scream!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Metal proceeds to destroy the room he's standing in)
Metal: (dangerously)🎵I want the stars,
🎵Up in the heavens!
🎵 Venus and Saturn arranged in a pattern,
🎵 Can't wait to wear that in my crown~~~!!!
🎵 Don't care how, I want it now!!!!
🎵 Don't care how...
🎵I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW (falls down a garbage hole)
Junko: (shrugs) He was a bad egg.
